I've found the online comic strip that I would have written if I were funny and had a (very) small degree of artistic talent: xkcd. I stumbled across the gem a few evenings ago and my sides still hurt from laughing so hard as I flipped through the comic archive. This is the one I found first:
And it only gets better from there.
From the volume of xkcd resources I've found online already, I'm behind the curve here, but I would be remiss if I did not do my little bit to spread the word. Check it out.
 Everyone whose brains continued on at this point with the line "Becky, look at her butt" need to stop reading and seek professional help.